Rantings

Rant and rave.

Fol­low­ing up with My Lat­est Spe­cial Snowflake:

Dear Stu­dent,

Rest assured, the grade you saw this week on your semes­ter grade report was the grade you EARNED in my class. Let me repeat that. I did not GIVE you that grade, you EARNED it. As far as dis­cussing that grade with you, I do not dis­cuss grades via email, via phone, or in any other way than in per­son. I will not be back in my office until the begin­ning of next semester’s reg­is­tra­tion, there­fore I won’t be hav­ing any dis­cus­sion with you until then. Not that there is really any­thing to dis­cuss, mind you — the cal­cu­la­tions don’t lie.

Fur­ther­more, let me remind you: I am on vacation,a vaca­tion which I have earned, in no small part thanks to you. If you con­tinue to insist that I inter­rupt my vaca­tion to deal with your dis­sat­is­fac­tion, I have two sim­ple words for you. HELLNO.

Sin­cerely,

Pro­fes­sor _________

Received via email tonight (per­sonal data changed to pro­tect the student’s identity):

hello pro­fes­sor

this is ********** in your ********** class, accord­ing to a friend in the class that you gave back the exam 2 grades in class which i asked you for it before i left the class on mon­day, you told me you didnt have them graded yet and do not know when you will, may i please know my first exam grade(after cor­rec­tions) and the 2nd exam grade please?
if pos­si­ble, i would like to know my aver­age up to this point before the final exam so i can esti­mate how much i need to get on final in order to get an A in your class, since i do not know any assign­ment grades after the midterm drop point. it was very hard for me with school work this semes­ter. Regard­less of my (med­ical con­di­tion), i kept up with the assign­ment due days (except ch9 hw, my (med­ical treat­ment) pre­vented me to do them on time).

greatly appre­ci­ated if i could get my aver­age in the class.

Dear Stu­dent,

You are cor­rect. Your class’s tests were not yet graded when you asked on Mon­day. They were graded and returned on Wednes­day in class. How­ever, you chose to not come to class on Wednes­day. Your test, along with those of the other stu­dents who were not in class, is in my office.

It is Fri­day night, I am at home, and I am not going back to my office until Mon­day. I do not have a copy of my grade­book at home, nor do I mem­o­rize each student’s test grade as I enter them. There­fore, I will not be able to inform you of your grade until Monday.

As for giv­ing you your aver­age in the class, there is no such thing as an “aver­age” in my classes. Your grade is cal­cu­lated with a rather com­plex for­mula which weights assign­ments, tests, and the final exam dif­fer­ently, and at this point would only tell you your grade for the class if you made a zero on the final.

Rather than worry about “how much you need to get on the final,” I sug­gest you worry about mak­ing sure you have com­pletely mas­tered the mate­r­ial that will be on the final exam. That way, you can ensure that if it is math­e­mat­i­cally pos­si­ble for you to earn a grade of 90 or above in the class, you will do so.

Sin­cerely,

Your Pro­fes­sor

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Whoa! If you Google me by my maiden name, Julia Ben­son, I’m no longer on the front page except at the very bot­tom with my Google pro­file! Appar­ently some young, very well-endowed Cana­dian actress of the same name made her debut on Star­gate Uni­verse this fall and has taken over. We other Julia Ben­sons — me, the high school lacrosse player, and the for­mer high school track star — have all been buried by all the boob-hype of the past cou­ple of months.

I guess it’s a good thing I’ve been switch­ing every­thing over to my mar­ried name and to Art of the Fire­bird over the past five years. I still totally own those monikers on Google. There IS no other “Julia Benson-Slaughter” (gawd I should hope not, that would be too freakin’ weird), and if there is another “Art of the Fire­bird” they’re well hidden.

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I’m too sleepy to do more than a token post tonight. This was one of those days where I just never quite woke up. I taught my classes & got through office hours, but when I got home I lay down for five min­utes and totally conked out. I woke up to watch Danc­ing With the Stars & CSI:Miami but now it’s time to pass out again.

I’ll do the show paper­work tomor­row. Or Wednesday.

My busi­ness part­ner Andrea com­mented on Twit­ter this week that

I totally fail at brand­ing. I tweet about res­cue dogs, acad­e­mia, early music, lam­p­work and jew­elry, words, health care, and politics.

She’s not alone — I could almost have writ­ten that tweet, though mine would have said “I tweet about res­cue cats, com­put­ing, lam­p­work and jew­elry, bel­ly­danc­ing, chain­maille, and teach­ing.” The same thing is true of my blog­ging, as you know if you read Art of the Fire­bird reg­u­larly. I blog and Tweet and post about what­ever I damn well please, which means I may focus on beads one day, cats the next, and my sore abs the third.

Of course, this goes against every­thing you see from the self-proclaimed “social media experts” who state that your Brand must be tightly focused and con­tain noth­ing extra­ne­ous or unre­lated to your major prod­uct. By this the­ory, my blog/website/Twitter/Facebook should be focused only on my lampworking/jewelry busi­ness because every­thing else con­fuses my brand­ing. I should have another set of accounts for ani­mal res­cue, and yet another for teach­ing mat­ters (okay, I DO have a sep­a­rate web site for the teach­ing, but still…).

I sus­pect that the peo­ple who say this either a) don’t have a real life into which they fit social media and mar­ket­ing, or b) have no clue about being a Poly­math (or, as Bar­bara Sher terms them, a Scan­ner). It’s just not real­is­tic to man­age mul­ti­ple blogs or social media accounts for dif­fer­ent things. There’s the time fac­tor, of course, but there’s also the “keep­ing things straight” fac­tor. Sure as any­thing I’d mis-post half of what I write to the wrong place.

I’m NOT only a lam­p­work glass artist, or a chain­mailler, or an ani­mal res­cue activist, or a com­puter sci­en­tist, or a pro­fes­sor, or any­thing else. I’m all of these, and more. If I limit my post­ings to only one aspect, that isn’t the true me. Any poly­math will tell you that we can’t be lim­ited to one thing — even my brother the social media maven doesn’t man­age to limit his Twit­ter and Face­book to one focus!

In truth my “Brand” is ME, ALL of me, and that’s what my blog, and my Twit­ter account, and my Face­book account, reflect. So SEO/marketing/branding rules be damned, I’m brand­ing the Poly­mathic Me, all of her, because that’s what makes me unique!

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