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Fol­low­ing up with My Lat­est Spe­cial Snowflake:

Dear Stu­dent,

Rest assured, the grade you saw this week on your semes­ter grade report was the grade you EARNED in my class. Let me repeat that. I did not GIVE you that grade, you EARNED it. As far as dis­cussing that grade with you, I do not dis­cuss grades via email, via phone, or in any other way than in per­son. I will not be back in my office until the begin­ning of next semester’s reg­is­tra­tion, there­fore I won’t be hav­ing any dis­cus­sion with you until then. Not that there is really any­thing to dis­cuss, mind you — the cal­cu­la­tions don’t lie.

Fur­ther­more, let me remind you: I am on vacation,a vaca­tion which I have earned, in no small part thanks to you. If you con­tinue to insist that I inter­rupt my vaca­tion to deal with your dis­sat­is­fac­tion, I have two sim­ple words for you. HELLNO.

Sin­cerely,

Pro­fes­sor _________

Received via email tonight (per­sonal data changed to pro­tect the student’s identity):

hello pro­fes­sor

this is ********** in your ********** class, accord­ing to a friend in the class that you gave back the exam 2 grades in class which i asked you for it before i left the class on mon­day, you told me you didnt have them graded yet and do not know when you will, may i please know my first exam grade(after cor­rec­tions) and the 2nd exam grade please?
if pos­si­ble, i would like to know my aver­age up to this point before the final exam so i can esti­mate how much i need to get on final in order to get an A in your class, since i do not know any assign­ment grades after the midterm drop point. it was very hard for me with school work this semes­ter. Regard­less of my (med­ical con­di­tion), i kept up with the assign­ment due days (except ch9 hw, my (med­ical treat­ment) pre­vented me to do them on time).

greatly appre­ci­ated if i could get my aver­age in the class.

Dear Stu­dent,

You are cor­rect. Your class’s tests were not yet graded when you asked on Mon­day. They were graded and returned on Wednes­day in class. How­ever, you chose to not come to class on Wednes­day. Your test, along with those of the other stu­dents who were not in class, is in my office.

It is Fri­day night, I am at home, and I am not going back to my office until Mon­day. I do not have a copy of my grade­book at home, nor do I mem­o­rize each student’s test grade as I enter them. There­fore, I will not be able to inform you of your grade until Monday.

As for giv­ing you your aver­age in the class, there is no such thing as an “aver­age” in my classes. Your grade is cal­cu­lated with a rather com­plex for­mula which weights assign­ments, tests, and the final exam dif­fer­ently, and at this point would only tell you your grade for the class if you made a zero on the final.

Rather than worry about “how much you need to get on the final,” I sug­gest you worry about mak­ing sure you have com­pletely mas­tered the mate­r­ial that will be on the final exam. That way, you can ensure that if it is math­e­mat­i­cally pos­si­ble for you to earn a grade of 90 or above in the class, you will do so.

Sin­cerely,

Your Pro­fes­sor

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In case you didn’t notice it, there was no blog post last night. It was a crazy but fun day, but at the end both Dee and I were wiped out.

I got up yes­ter­day and got on over to Roanoke Col­lege to make sure my pro­gram­ming team was ready to com­pete and to answer any ques­tions they might have. Once I’d done what I could there, I went back to the hotel, picked up Dee, and checked out. We then headed for the yarn store near the air­port that Linda Davis (the Roanoke CS depart­ment sec­re­tary, a FABULOUS and woe­fully under­paid per­son) had highly rec­om­mended. We shopped a bit and then went back to the col­lege to hang out, schmooze, have lunch, and wait for the con­test to end.

As for the con­test out­come, this wasn’t one of GPC’s more stel­lar performances…in fact it was a bit abysmal in that they tied for last place. The guys appeared to have a good time, though, and they cer­tainly made an, ah, impres­sion on the other teams and coaches ::wince::.

Once the prizes & such were awarded, we got on the road. Our ini­tial plan had been to head for the Blue Ridge Park­way and take that over to I-77, but when Dee found that I had never been to Floyd, VA, she stated that we MUST go there on the way, as Floyd is appar­ently the Artsy Hip­pie Cen­ter of Vir­ginia. We did get our bucolic coun­try back­roads drive, just on U.S. 220 instead.

Floyd is a lovely lit­tle one-stoplight town, wor­thy of a full day of explor­ing instead of the hour and a half we spent. Dee intro­duced me to the Win­ter­Sun out­let, where I bought two batik tops, and we vis­ited the Floyd Coun­try Store and the local nat­ural foods store.

Once they started rolling up the side­walks at 5 p.m., we got back on U.S. 220 headed for Hillsville and I-77. Dri­ving two-lane coun­try high­ways after dark is not my favorite thing to do, but I def­i­nitely see bet­ter in the dark than Dee so I was the D.D. Head­ing south on I-77 down that lovely steep eight-mile grade into North Car­olina and on towards Char­lotte, past the bazil­lion bill­boards adver­tis­ing JR Dis­count What­ever, it grew darker and darker.

Around Mooresville we finally decided that, it being 8 p.m., enough was enough, and found a Sleep Inn next door to a Carrabba’s. It was a good thing we walked to the Carrabba’s, because a sin­gle glass of Ital­ian San­gria with our tasty (albeit delayed due to a wait) din­ner was enough to put us both out like light­bulbs when we got back up to our room. Even if I had remem­bered about blog­ging in my fuzzy brain, my eyes weren’t focus­ing and my eye­lids felt like forty pound weights.

So that’s my story, and I AM stick­ing to it!

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…mostly you get it from your chil­dren, but if you are a col­lege pro­fes­sor who is also a pro­gram­ming team advi­sor, you can also get it from your stu­dents, espe­cially when they call you on their trav­els to share with you their more, ah, inter­est­ing adven­tures and observations.

Appar­ently one of those obser­va­tions included a Honda Civic hatch­back, with a gun­rack in the hatch­back. Not an empty gun­rack, either, a gun­rack with two shot­guns and a rifle (or maybe the other way around) in it.

Accord­ing to their lat­est Tweet, said stu­dents are busily study­ing in prepa­ra­tion for tomorrow’s con­test. Not that I am going to check up on them, because they are at a dif­fer­ent hotel. That is partly eco­nom­ics and partly an attempt to save my san­ity and allow me to get some sleep tonight.

Truth be told, though they may make me want to bang my head against a wall on some occa­sions, and make me long for a large, potent Adult Bev­er­age on other occa­sions, it is actu­ally nice to have some enthu­si­asm and humor among my stu­dents for once…

A lot of my co-workers don’t under­stand why I loathe Win­dows (or any­thing Microsoft) so much. Nor would they “get” why the news today that the fac­ulty are get­ting new lap­top com­put­ers run­ning Win­dows 7 to replace our desk­top com­put­ers made me bang my head on the desk. Sev­eral times.

My cur­rent desk­top com­puter is set up to allow me to boot into either Win­dows XP or Ubuntu Linux. I NEVER boot into Win­dows. That com­puter much more sta­ble and use­able for me with Ubuntu, and man­ag­ing it is a breeze, even though I have to do all the tech sup­port on it myself.

Did you ever have to upgrade or rein­stall your ver­sion of Win­dows? Remem­ber what a pain it almost cer­tainly was? Con­trast that with yesterday’s Ubuntu Linux upgrade. Ubuntu released ver­sion 9.10, aka “Karmic Koala,” this week­end. It’s one of their every-eighteen-months “Long-Term Sup­port” releases as opposed to the every-six-months reg­u­lar releases, so it has to be in primo con­di­tion when it hits the Inter­net. So…

I logged into my com­puter yes­ter­day morn­ing and saw that the new ver­sion was ready. I clicked on the “Upgrade” but­ton, and checked email & such while the com­puter did the pre­lim­i­nary info-gathering and prep work. When it told me what would be needed as far as down­load­ing & upgrad­ing com­po­nents, I clicked on the “Con­tinue” button.

Once I saw that every­thing had down­loaded suc­cess­fully and the actual install had started, I headed for class. Four hours later I came back to see a mes­sage that a num­ber of com­po­nents were no longer needed and could be removed if I wanted. I did, so I clicked “Remove,” waited another cou­ple of min­utes, and was then informed that the sys­tem was ready for the end-of-upgrade reboot. Two min­utes later, I’m rebooted, logged in, and every­thing is pretty much WORKING CORRECTLY!!!

Let’s see. Click, click, go away, click, ONE reboot, DONE. Per­fectly pain­less, even on the flakey com­puter, and no out-of-pocket cost. I still have two more machines (my net­book & DH’s com­puter) to do and I bet it’ll be the same thing.

Still won­der why I’m a Linux gal?

If I can man­age to “legally” make the new lap­top into a dual-boot com­puter like my cur­rent one, I will not whine too much. If not that lap­top is going to become a very expen­sive paper­weight on my desk, most likely!

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