Whoa! If you Google me by my maiden name, Julia Benson, I’m no longer on the front page except at the very bottom with my Google profile! Apparently some young, very well-endowed Canadian actress of the same name made her debut on Stargate Universe this fall and has taken over. We other Julia Bensons — me, the high school lacrosse player, and the former high school track star — have all been buried by all the boob-hype of the past couple of months.
I guess it’s a good thing I’ve been switching everything over to my married name and to Art of the Firebird over the past five years. I still totally own those monikers on Google. There IS no other “Julia Benson-Slaughter” (gawd I should hope not, that would be too freakin’ weird), and if there is another “Art of the Firebird” they’re well hidden.
I first thought you meant they had lost you as in lost you as a customer. I was wondering what earth-shattering horrible thing they had done to lead to such an otherworldly event